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This is a list of The Zingbot's zings, word for word, towards the houseguests. Any "stage directions" are shown in (underlines and parentheses).

Big Brother 12 (US)[]

  • Lane Elenburg - "Lane, they say everything is big in Texas...except your brain. ZING! ZING!"
  • The remaining zings were not aired on television for time constraints, and were made available online after the airing.[1]
    • Hayden Moss - "Hayden, Justin Bieber just called...he wants his hairdo back. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
    • Kathy Hillis - (police sirens) "Pull over Kathy, you're going 40 in a 25 zone...you're 40, hanging out with a bunch of 25 year olds. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
    • Britney Haynes - "Britney, I heard you got engaged. My congratulations to you...and your brother. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
    • Brendon Villegas - "Hey Brendon, I thought I was made out of a lot of silicone...until I met your girlfriend. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
    • Matt Hoffman - "Hey Matt, when you go back to Middle-earth, please tell the other Hobbits I said hello. ZING! ZING! ZING!
    • Enzo Palumbo - "Hey Meow-Meow, what's your wife's nickname? Roof-Roof? ZING! ZING! ZING!"
    • Ragan Fox - "Ragan, I haven't seen anything as skinny as you since floppy discs. ZZZZZZZZZZZING! ZING! ZING!"

Big Brother 13 (US)[]

  • Jeff Schroeder - "Hey Jeff, 1995 called, they want their soul-patch back. ZING! ZING!"
  • Porsche Briggs - "Porsche, shouldn't you be named after a car with a...roomier trunk? ZING! ZING!"
  • Rachel Reilly - "Rachel, every other word out of your mouth is the 'F-word...Fiancé, fiancé!' ZING! ZZZZZING!"
  • Daniele Donato - "Daniele, do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy's coattails? ZUH-ZING! DOUBLE ZING!"
  • Adam Poch - "Adam, good call shaving your beard. I don't think your girlfriend realized she was dating...Uncle Fester! ZING! ZING!
  • Shelly Moore - "Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt and fish? A dude! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
  • Kalia Booker - "Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert on the things done after sex...like sleeping! ZING! ZUH-ZING! ZING!"
  • Jordan Lloyd - "Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn't proposed yet is because he knows you're terrible at answering...questions! OOOOH ZING!"

Big Brother 14 (US)[]

  • Ashley I - "Ashley, your smile lights up the room. Too bad it's the only thing about you that's...bright! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZAH-ZOO-ZAH ZING!
  • Shane Meaney - "Shane, my 5 year old niece called...she wants her pink tank top back. ZING! ZING!"
  • Britney Haynes - "Britney, I have a half-million dollars to donate. Please tell me more about the charity you gave yours too. I think it was called...The Brigade! ZING!"
  • Joe Arvin & Mike Malin - "Joe, how does it feel to be the old man of the house? Oh, sorry Boogie, I didn't see you there. ZING! ZING!"
  • Ian Terry - "Ian, for a chemical engineering student, it's amazing how little chemistry you have with...the ladies! ZING! ZING!"
  • Jenn Arroyo - "Jenn, you have a lot in common with a gossip magazine. You're both covered in...bad ink! ZING! ZING!"
  • Frank Eudy - "Frank, Little Orphan Annie would 'preesh' if you would stop stealing...her hairdo. ZING!"
  • Danielle Murphree - "Danielle, I hear Shane's going to give you a special gift after the season...a restraining order! ZING! ZING!"
  • The remaining zings were not aired on television for various reasons.
    • Dan Gheesling - "Dan, you're a great motivational speaker. They motivate me...to jump off a cliff! ZING!"[2]
    • Wil Heuser - "What do you call Fabio minus the good looks, the muscles and the sex appeal? Wil! ZING![3]

Big Brother 15 (US)[]

  • McCrae Olson - "McCrae, I finally understand why you're always wearing shorts...because Amanda wears the pants! ZINGGGG! ZING!"
  • GinaMarie Zimmerman - "GinaMarie, Nick says since meeting you he feels like he's been swept away into a classic cinematic love story...Fatal Attraction! ZING!"
  • Andy Herren - "I think there's a ghost in the Big Brother House. It has a high pitched wail, it's pasty white, and it loves to float...oh wait, that's just Andy. ZING!"
  • Aaryn Gries - "Aaryn, some may say you were acting mean and nasty in the beginning of this game. But I disagree...that wasn't acting! ZING!"
  • Amanda Zuckerman - "Amanda, don't worry. You can visit McCrae in Minnesota, just mail yourself using your giant...Tramp Stamp. ZING! ZING!"
  • Elissa Slater - "Elissa, I hear you like to impersonate me, but I think you're much better at being a cheap imitation of...your sister! ZING! ZINGITTY ZING ZAP!
  • The remaining zings were not aired on television for various reasons.
    • Judd Daugherty - "Judd, everyone is glad to see you back, but they are more glad to see...your bear shirt! ZING!"[4]
    • Spencer Clawson - "Spencer, you say you are a conductor, but you spend too much time in..the dining car! ZING!"[5]

Big Brother 16 (US)[]

  • Zingbot was malfunctioning and thus started giving out "props" instead of zings. The first half of the real zings were done by Kathy Griffin, while Zingbot delivered the remaining half once he was cured.
    • Donny Thompson - "Donny, I love your beard. But I wish it didn't cover your...handsome face! PROPS!"
    • Caleb Reynolds - "Caleb, you and Amber have something in common. You think she's drop dead gorgeous...and she wants you to drop dead. ZING!"
    • Christine Brecht - "Christine, there's a belief that glasses make people look smarter...thanks for disproving that. ZING!"
    • Victoria Rafaeli - "Victoria, I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people that are actually playing the game."
    • Zach Rance - "What do you call someone who's not afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach. (Kathy approaches Zach) Zing motherf*cker, zing."
    • Frankie Grande - "Frankie, that's a nice tan. But I'm surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in...your sister's shadow! GRANDE ZING!"
    • Derrick Levasseur - "This is a house of good-looking dudes. There's not one unattractive man in here...oh wait, I didn't see you there...Derrick! ZING!"
    • Donny Thompson - "Donny, your look is very Duck Dynasty, too bad your social game is more like, Suck Dynasty! ZING!"
    • Cody Calafiore - "Cody, you're such a nice guy. You haven't made any enemies this summer...except for maybe...Christine's husband! ZINGGGG! ZING ZING ZING!"

Big Brother 17 (US)[]

  • James Huling - "James, guess what. I've heard Meg is going to take you someplace very, very special after the show...the Friend Zone! OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE ZING!"
  • Julia Nolan - "Liz, I'm confused. Suddenly, you're less attractive, less intelligent, and less charming...oh wait, that's just...Julia. ZING!"
  • Steve Moses - "Steve, what's less cool than a trombonists who cries for his mommy? NOTHING! ZING!"
  • Austin Matelson - "Will someone please take out the trash? It stinks in here...oh wait, that's just...Austin! TUNA BEARD ZING!"
  • Meg Maley - "Meg, your New York attitude is very Sex and the City. Too bad your game play is more Sucks and the City! ZING!"
  • John McGuire - "John, 5/5 dentists agree. The only thing less attractive than your laugh is your...back hair! ZING!"
  • Vanessa Rousso - "Vanessa, you have been playing a masterful game. Assuming that game is...the crying game! ZING!"
  • Liz Nolan - "Liz, you've become such an important part of Austin's life. Are you more excited to meet, his mom, his dad, or his...girlfriend? ZING! MIC DROP ZING!"

Big Brother 18 (US)[]

  • Corey Brooks - "Corey, what do you call the man of who sweeps Nicole off her feet, sends her heart a flutter, and makes her hear wedding bells?...Hayden! ZING! ZING! WEDDING BELL ZING!"
  • Victor Arroyo - "Victor, I was trying to think of the perfect word to describe you. And I realized, it is best said in Spanish. 'Tu el douchebag!' EL ZINGO!"
  • James Huling - "James, you love to scare people in the house. However, this summer, the people you've scared the most are...Natalie's parents! ZING! SON IN LAW THEY NEVER WANTED ZING!"
  • Paulie Calafiore - "Paulie, anyone who says that you're a less attractive, less charming, and all-around lesser version of Cody is...correct! ZING! POOR MAN'S CODY ZING!"
  • Michelle Meyer - "Houseguests, big news! I have a BB Baby Announcement! It sleeps all day, cries all night, and can't stop throwing up! Please welcome...Big Meech!"
  • Natalie Negrotti - "Natalie, we all know you're not the brightest bulb, but luckily, what you lack in smarts, you make up for in...armpit hair! SASQUATCH ZING!"
  • Nicole Franzel - "Nicole, watching you on BB16 was a little tough. You threw your game away for a Showmance, you were terrible in comps, and ultimately had no chance of winning it all...oh wait, that's...this season! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH ZING!"
  • Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, you have a lot of catchphrases. 'Pissed, Friendship, Your Boy'. Well, I've got a catchphrase everyone will get behind. 'Shut the f*ck up!' ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

Big Brother 19 (US)[]

  • Mark Jansen - "Mark, I think you might be bisexual, because every time you tried to get sexual with Elena, she said...'Byeeee!' ZING! ZIIING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
  • Jason Dent - "Alex, I see you've been forced to carry around a ton of dead weight. Or as I like to call it...Jason! ZING! ZING!"
  • Raven Walton - "Oh poor Raven. You got the Clownitard. This is the worst punishment ever...oh wait, that's just your face! ZING! ZING!"
  • Josh Martinez - "Josh, my heart goes out to you. You've shed so many tears this summer. Too bad you can't shed any...weight! MEAN GIRL ZING!"
  • Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, last season you taught me so much, like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose...half a million dollars! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
  • Matt Clines - "Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game. Especially since the only thing you've done is...Raven! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
  • Kevin Schlehuber - "Kevin, I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth. Newsflash...TOO FREAKING LATE! ZIIING!"
  • Alex Ow - "Alex, what do you call someone with bleached blonde hair, likes to wear cat ears, and handles lots of wieners? A h**ker! ZING! ZIIING! ZING!"
  • Christmas Abbott - "Christmas, you have such a good heart. I can guarantee you will find no coal in your stocking this holiday season. However, you will find...(to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas) Ten shattered bones, nine weeks in a cast, eight surgeries, seven more x-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws! Four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches, and a guilty rodeo clown! ZIIIIIIIIIING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIING!"

Big Brother 20 (US)[]

  • Angela Rummans - "People say robots are heartless, emotionless and soulless. Did I say robots? I meant...Angela! ZING! ZING ZING!"
  • Scottie Salton - "Haleigh, I have a question for you. What do you call someone who's blonde, blue-eyed, and has a crush on Brett? Scottie! ZUH-HAHOO ZING! WHO GOT A ZING?!"
  • Kaycee Clark - "Kaycee, you have all the Big Brother viewers shouting 'Let's Go...to another channel!' ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
  • Brett Robinson - "Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean. Which makes sense because you're a giant...douche! ZING! A-ZING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DING!"
  • Tyler Crispen - (drive-thru voice-over) "'Welcome to Big Brother Burger, can I take your order?' Yes, I'd like something extra greasy, burnt to a crisp, with a side of zits. 'Sounds like you want the...' Tyler! ZING!"
  • Faysal Shafaat - "Fessy, I was surprised to learn you're a part-time teacher, considering you're a full time...moron! ZING! EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND ZING!"
  • JC Mounduix - "JC, the only thing thicker than your accent is your...back hair! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
  • Haleigh Broucher - "Haleigh, you were so good reading Hamlet, but, the real Shakespearan tragedy was your...HOH reign! ZING! TO ZING OR NOT TO ZING! TO ZING!"
  • Sam Bledsoe - "Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are. You are real...real f*cking crazy! ZING! DON'T STOMP A MUDHOLE IN ME ZING!"

Big Brother 21 (US)[]

  • Tommy Bracco - "Tommy, with all your constant singing and dancing this summer, you remind me of my favorite musical...Little Shop of Attention Whores! ZING! ZING! ZIPPITY-ZING!"
  • Holly Allen - "Nicole, you say you're afraid of birds, but you've been living with an old buzzard all season. Named...Holly! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
  • Christie Murphy - "Christie, wow, you sure got loud on Taco Tuesday. I don't mean your fighting, I mean your...chewing! ZING! MANI-FEAST ZING! ZING!"
  • Nick Maccarone - "I almost forgot, I have something for one of you. Wait here. Nick! (hands Nick a gift box) I brought you a present! (Nick reveals a bowl) Time for a new...haircut! ZING! HAIL CAESAR ZING!"
  • Nicole Anthony - "Nicole, it must be tough for you in the Big Brother House, with no friends, no boyfriend, and no contact with the outside world. Actually, you must feel...right at home! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZING-ZUH-ZING-ZING-ZING! ZING!"
  • Cliff Hogg III - "There is one houseguest this summer who is very voluptuous, and if you don't mind me saying, quite busty. Pleased to finally meet you...Cliff! ZOO-WEE-ZING! WATCH THE SIDE-BOOB ZING!
  • Jessica Milagros - "Jessica, with the game you're playing this summer, fans are already planning a convention in your honor. They're calling it...Snoozefest! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
  • Jackson Michie - "Hello, we haven't met yet. My name is Zingbot. What should I call you? Jackson? Michie? Or...Pompous Douchebag? ZING! ZING ZING! CHESS NOT CHECKERS ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

Big Brother 22 (US)[]

  • David Alexander - "I can't believe I'm here on Big Brother: All-Stars. And frankly, I really can't believe you're here either...David! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING!"
  • Enzo Palumbo - "Enzo, what's more pathetic than a man in his forties still calling himself 'The Meow-Meow'? Nothing! ZING!"
  • Memphis Garrett - "Memphis, most people think of you as Dan's number one. But to me, you're more of a giant...number two! P.U. ZING! ZING!"
  • Cody Calafiore - "Cody, you are a perfect ten! But enough about your...IQ! ZING!"
  • Dani Briones - "Dani, from your first season on Big Brother, you looked like an old pro. Now you just look...old! ZING! ZING!"
  • Christmas Abbott - "Christmas, what's the difference between you and the holiday season? One is cold, stress-inducing and annoying. And one is...the holiday season! ZING! JINGLE ZING!"
  • Kevin Campbell - "Kevin, I came up with a nickname that captures you perfectly, and has a great ring to it. Booooring! ZING! ZING! ZING!"
  • Tyler Crispen - "Tyler, what do you call someone who says 'the real winner gets the girl, not the $500,000?' A liar! ZING!"
  • Da'Vonne Rogers - "Da'Vonne, you've done three seasons of Big Brother and two seasons of The Challenge. So I'm dying to know, which reality show do you plan to...lose next? ZING!"
  • Nicole Franzel - "Nicole, I wrote a song for you! (to the tune of Here Comes the Bride) Here comes the bride, she loves to whine and cry! Every time I hear her voice, I want to f*cking die! MAZEL TOV ZING! ZING! ZING!"

Big Brother 23 (US)[]

  • Alyssa Lopez - "Alyssa, you're from Florida, the Sunshine State! Which is ironic, considering you're so...dim! ZING ZA-ZING ZING ZING! To be clear, I'm calling you dumb. ZINGO!"
  • Xavier Prather - "Xavier, I'm gonna reveal your secret. You have a crush! All season long you've been admiring their body, getting lost in their eyes, and staring at their ass. Oh wait, that's just...your reflection! ZING! ZING ZA-ZING ZING ZING!"
  • Tiffany Mitchell - "I've been zinging for over a decade now, and it never gets old. But you know what has? Tiffany! ZING! FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN ZINGS AGO!"
  • Claire Rehfuss - "Oh my God, nobody move, we're all in danger! I've spotted Bigfoot! My bad, that's just...Claire! ZING!"
  • Hannah Chaddha - "Houseguests, I have a joke for you! Knock Knock! (Who's there?) Hannah! (Hannah who?) Exactly! BORE ZING!"
  • Derek Frazier - "Big D, you've made quite the mark on the Big Brother House this summer. Too bad it's in the...toilet! BIG DEUCE ZING! HOOHOO THAT'S A ZING!"
  • Azah Awasum - "As a robot, I can accurately predict the future. I've determined the following things will never happen: time travel, teleportation, Xavier going on a date with...Azah! ZING!"
  • Kyland Young - "Kyland, listening to you talk is like sitting by a brook. An endless babbling brook...SHUT THE F*CK UP ZING! ZIIIIING!"

Big Brother 24 (US)[]

  • Matt Turner - "Turner, you used to be a van lifer. It seems like you've been everywhere except...the shower! ZING!"
  • Michael Bruner - "With all that's going on in the world, there's some new zinging guidelines. Masks are now optional. Unless your face looks like...Michael! COVER THAT UP ZING!"
  • Monte Taylor - "Monte, I hear you're good at impressions. In fact, I've been working on my Monte impression. Are you ready? (deepens voice) 'I am Monte, and I am so...boring.' ZING!"
  • Taylor Hale - "I heard the Big Brother backyard was hot, but this is brutal. I could use something icy and cold. Could I borrow your...Taylor? ICE QUEEN ZING!"
  • Terrance Higgins - "Oh my gosh, it's DJ Showtime! You're so popular in the underground. Because that's where they find...fossils! ZING!"
  • Alyssa Snider - "Alyssa, when I see you I can't help but think of a heavy winter coat in the desert...dead weight and completely useless! ZING!"
  • Brittany Hoopes - "Brittany, I have a song for you! (to the tune of Jeepers Creepers) Jeepers, creepers, where did you get those peepers? No seriously, where did you get those crazy f*cking eyes? ZING!"

Big Brother 25 (US)[]

  • This season Zingbot was once again being nice to the houseguests due to hailing from the "Scramble-verse", and his name was Zingb❤t 9❤❤❤. He then merged with OTEV and became OTEV the Zinging Robot, who then properly zinged the houseguests in this new form.
    • America Lopez - "DANGER! DANGER! THERE IS A THIEF AMONG US! America, you're under arrest for...robbing...the cradle. ZING! WHEW DADDY THAT'S A ZING!"
    • Felicia Cannon - "What do you think brought the bigger wrinkles to this game? The Multiverse twist, or...Felicia? ZING!"
    • Jag Bains - "Jag, your gameplay reminds me of a sports car. Not a Jaguar, more like a...Bore-vette, an Aston Moron, and a...Lame-borghini! ZING!"
    • Blue Kim - "Kitty kitty purr. Boots down. SLAY! Blue, the only thing worse than your catchphrases is your...fashion sense. ZING! ZING ZING ZING ZING!"
    • Bowie Jane Ball - "What's the difference between a great white shark, and Bowie Jane? One's an Australian creature whose scary teeth terrify people, and the other one's...a shark. ZING! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THOSE PIGTAILS ZING!"
    • Mecole Hayes - "Mecole, watching you play Big Brother has had a major impact on my life. I've gone from Me-bored to a six week Me-coma. ZING! Oh wait, Mecole was so under the radar I didn't realize she got evicted. NOT IN THE HOUSE ZING!"
    • Matt Klotz - "Matt, I can see why you hit it off with a cardboard cutout...similar intelligence. DUMB BLONDE ZING!"
    • Cirie Fields - "Cirie, the past few weeks have been hard on you. A lot of your good friends left the game, leaving you alone. But that's okay, now you can finally do what you do best...Lose while on an island! ZING! THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN ZING!"
    • Cameron Hardin - "Cameron, congratulations! You received a military promotion while in the Big Brother House! You've gone from Lieutenant Loser to...MAJOR F*CKING TOOL!"
    • Cory Wurtenberger - "America, your name is so patriotic, it makes me want to sing a song the whole country can get behind. (to the tune of America the Beautiful) Cory's not beautiful, under any skies. Short like a piece of grain. A thin mustache, if you call it that, it causes my eyes pain. America! America! Did you have a lo-bo-to-MEEEE? He's a tiny man, can't kiss worth a damn. Let's throw him in the sea! ZING!"

Big Brother 26 (US)[]

  • Rubina Bernabe - "Here's a love limerick I wrote: There once was a man they called Tucker, and Rubina told him to pucker! But once they kissed, the house got pissed. And then...THEY EVICTED THAT F*CKER! KISS OF DEATH ZING! YOU GOT YOUR SHOWMANCE EVICTED ZING!"
  • Kimo Apaka - "Kimo, it's great news that you're a mattress salesperson, since every time you're on the show...you put viewers to SLEEP! ZING! SENDING ALL MY ALOHA ZING!"
  • Leah Peters - "Leah, I hear that you're a certified chubby chaser! So your dream guy would be overweight and a certified...DUMMY CHASER! ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"
  • Makensy Manbeck - "I have a scary story to tell, about the Beast of Big Brother! This disgusting creature's giant feet could snap your spine! Its massive jaws would rip your head clean off! And eyewitnesses claim this monster was twelve feet tall! OH SH*T, THERE IT IS! Oh wait, that's just...Makensy! ZING! ZINGA ZING ZING!"
  • Cam Sullivan-Brown - "Now, I will take you all on a guided meditation. You must have no thoughts in your head, no impact on your surroundings whatsoever, and never say anything of substance. I call this technique...the Cam! NAMASTE ZING! ZIIIIING!"
  • Chelsie Baham - "Chelsie, I admire your faith. But unfortunately, you don't have a prayer with...Cam! (whispers) Awkward Zing..."
  • Angela Murray - "Angela, I wrote a song that's just like you! An annoying oldie! Check it out! (to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down) Angela is melting down, melting down, melting down. Angela is melting down, can't stop crying! Obsessed with men half her age, half her age, half her age. Obsessed with men half her age, that's so creepy! Wants to prove she'll win the game, win the game, win the game. Wants to prove she'll win the game, NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! WOO-HOO THAT'S A ZING!"

Big Brother 27 (US)[]

  • Lauren Domingue - "I have a nursery rhyme for the baby of the house! (to the tune of It's Raining, It's Pouring) She's draining, she's boring, we're all sick of Lauren! She ums and errs, through her answers, and leaves us loudly snorin'! BORE ZING! ZING ZING! ZING ZING!"
  • Kelley Jorgensen - "Hotel Mystere is full of freakish oddities, terrifying masks, a poison bar, a devious Mastermind. But the creepiest thing of all is...Kelley! MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE ZING! ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!"
  • Vince Panaro - "Vince, you're a 34 year old crybaby who's unemployed, and lives with his mom and dad. I'd zing you...but life beat me to it. THE TRUTH HURTS ZING! ZING ZING! ZING ZING! ZING-ZA-ZING ZING ZING! ZING!"
  • Ava Pearl - "Ava, I love that you wear nothing but Boho-Chic! Sorry, I misspoke. I meant to say, Hobo-Sh*t! PEACE, LOVE AND TERRIBLE FASHION! ZING!"
  • Keanu Soto - "Keanu, you love fantasy role-playing games! In fact, you've brought them to life inside the Big Brother House! You have the feet of a troll, the snore of an ogre, and the stench of an orc. But, instead of peeing in the forest, you do it all over...the bathroom floor! THAT'S THE RUMOR ZING!"
  • Ashley Hollis - "Hey losers, here's another musical number! (to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb) Rachel had a little friend, little friend, little friend! Rachel had a little friend, her name escapes me now! And everywhere that Rachel went, Rachel went, Rachel went! Everywhere that Rachel went, this clinger was sure to go! She called out Keanu like Rachel did, Rachel did, Rachel did! She called out Keanu like Rachel did, but iconic she is not! She's not very memorable, memorable, memorable! She's not very memorable, except for her showers! PEAKED ON DAY ONE ZING!"
  • Morgan Pope - "Morgan, what do you call someone who lights up when Vince enters the room, gives him long, passionate hugs, and warm, affectionate cuddles?...His girlfriend! ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

Showdown with The Mastermind[]

Zingbot would have a run-in with The Mastermind after leaving the BB27 house, and during the confrontation, he responded to all of The Mastermind's threats with zings, up until he was finally destroyed:

  • Mastermind - "How dare you enter Hotel Mystere without my permission?"
  • Zingbot - "I thought it would be okay, since I also didn't have your permission to enter your...mom's bedroom! ZING!"
  • Mastermind - "Those houseguests belong to me, not you!"
  • Zingbot - "The only thing that belongs to you is the...World's Lamest Villain Award! ZING!"
  • Mastermind - "Lame? Would a lame villain have invented this? (pulls out laser) Say 'goodbye', Zingbot." (laser bounces off Zingbot)
  • Zingbot - "What a surprise, you're shooting...blanks! ZING!"
  • Mastermind - (pulls out bigger laser) "Shut up!"
  • Zingbot - "Ah, looks like someone got...laser enlargement surgery! ZING!"
  • Mastermind - "Shut up, SHUT UP!" (fatally blasts Zingbot with laser)

Trivia[]

References[]

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm27zd5Okso
  2. ↑ https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/244838402057441282
  3. ↑ https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/235940386026160130
  4. ↑ https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/372887898137182208
  5. ↑ https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/372887713722023936
  6. ↑ https://twitter.com/andyherren/status/636690564453412864
  7. ↑ https://twitter.com/AndyHerren/status/1165019165398355968
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