List of Zings

This is a list of The Zingbot's zings, word for word, towards the houseguests.

Big Brother 12 (US)

 * Lane Elenburg - "Lane, they say everything is big in Texas...except your brain. ZING! ZING!"
 * The remaining zings were not aired on television for time constraints, and were made available online after the airing.
 * Hayden Moss - "Hayden, Justin Bieber just called...he wants his hairdo back. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
 * Kathy Hillis - *police sirens* "Pull over Kathy, you're going 40 in a 25 zone...you're 40, hanging out with a bunch of 25 year olds. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
 * Britney Haynes - "Britney, I heard you got engaged. My congratulations to you...and your brother. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
 * Brendon Villegas - "Hey Brendon, I thought I was made out of a lot of silicone...until I met your girlfriend. ZING! ZING! ZING!"
 * Matt Hoffman - "Hey Matt, when you go back to Middle-earth, please tell the other Hobbits I said hello. ZING! ZING! ZING!
 * Enzo Palumbo - "Hey Meow-Meow, what's your wife's nickname? Roof-Roof? ZING! ZING! ZING!"
 * Ragan Fox - "Ragan, I haven't seen anything as skinny as you since floppy discs. ZZZZZZZZZZZING! ZING! ZING!"

Big Brother 13 (US)

 * Jeff Schroeder - "Hey Jeff, 1995 called, they want their soul-patch back. ZING! ZING!"
 * Porsche Briggs - "Porsche, shouldn't you be named after a car with a...roomier trunk? ZING! ZING!"
 * Rachel Reilly - "Rachel, every other word out of your mouth is the 'F-word'...'Fiance, fiance!' ZING! ZZZZZING!"
 * Daniele Donato - "Daniele, do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy's coattails? ZUH-ZING! DOUBLE ZING!"
 * Adam Poch - "Adam, good call shaving your beard. I don't think your girlfriend realized she was dating...Uncle Fester! ZING! ZING!
 * Shelly Moore - "Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt and fish? A dude! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
 * Kalia Booker - "Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert on the things done after sex...like sleeping! ZING! ZUH-ZING! ZING!"
 * Jordan Lloyd - "Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn't proposed yet is because he knows you're terrible at answering...questions! OOOOH ZING!"

Big Brother 14 (US)

 * Ashley Iocco - "Ashley, your smile lights up the room. Too bad it's the only thing about you that's...bright! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZAH-ZOO-ZAH ZING!
 * Shane Meaney - "Shane, my 5 year old niece called...he wants her pink tank top back. ZING! ZING!"
 * Britney Haynes - "Britney, I have a half-million dollars to donate. Please tell me more about the charity you gave yours too. I think it was called...The Brigade! ZING!"
 * Joe Arvin & Mike Malin - "Joe, how does it feel to be the old man of the house? Oh, sorry Boogie, I didn't see you there. ZING! ZING!"
 * Ian Terry - "Ian, for a chemical engineering student, it's amazing how little chemistry you have with...the ladies! ZING! ZING!"
 * Jenn Arroyo - "Jenn, you have a lot in common with a gossip magazine. You're both covered in...bad ink! ZING! ZING!"
 * Frank Eudy - "Frank, Little Orphan Annie would 'preesh' if you would stop stealing...her hairdo. ZING!"
 * Danielle Murphree - "Danielle, I hear Shane's going to give you a special gift after the season...a restraining order! ZING! ZING!"
 * The remaining zings were not aired on television for various reasons.
 * Dan Gheesling - "Dan, you're a great motivational speaker. They motivate me...to jump off a cliff! ZING!"
 * Wil Heuser - "What do you call Fabio minus the good looks, the muscles and the sex appeal? Wil! ZING!

Big Brother 15 (US)

 * McCrae Olson - "McCrae, I finally understand why you're always wearing shorts...because Amanda wears the pants! ZINGGGG! ZING!"
 * GinaMarie Zimmerman - "GinaMarie, Nick says since meeting you he feels like he's been swept away into a classic cinematic love story...Fatal Attraction! ZING!"
 * Andy Herren - "I think there's a ghost in the Big Brother House. It has a high pitched wail, it's pasty white, and it loves to float...oh wait, that's just Andy. ZING!"
 * Aaryn Gries - "Aaryn, some may say you were acting mean and nasty in the beginning of this game. But I disagree...that wasn't acting! ZING!"
 * Amanda Zuckerman - "Amanda, don't worry. You can visit McCrae in Minnesota, just mail yourself using your giant...Tramp Stamp. ZING! ZING!"
 * Elissa Slater - "Elissa, I hear you like to impersonate me, but I think you're much better at being a cheap imitation of...your sister! ZING! ZINGITTY ZING ZAP!
 * The remaining zings were not aired on television for various reasons.
 * Judd Daugherty - "Judd, everyone is glad to see you back, but they are more glad to see...your bear shirt! ZING!"
 * Spencer Clawson - "Spencer, you say you are a conductor, but you spend too much time in..the dining car! ZING!"

Big Brother 16 (US)

 * Zingbot was malfunctioning and thus started giving out "props" instead of zings. The first half of the real zings were done by Kathy Griffin, while Zingbot delivered the remaining half once he was cured.
 * Donny Thompson - "Donny, I love your beard. But I wish it didn't cover your...handsome face! PROPS!"
 * Caleb Reynolds - "Caleb, you and Amber have something in common. You think she's drop dead gorgeous...and she wants you to drop dead. ZING!"
 * Christine Brecht - "Christine, there's a belief that glasses make people look smarter...thanks for disproving that. ZING!"
 * Victoria Rafaeli - "Victoria, I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people that are actually playing the game."
 * Zach Rance - "What do you call someone who's not afraid to cry, wears pink and cuddles with men? You call them Zach. Zing motherf*cker, zing."
 * Frankie Grande - "Frankie, that's a nice tan. But I'm surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in...your sister's shadow! GRANDE ZING!"
 * Derrick Levasseur - "This is a house of good-looking dudes. There's not one unattractive man in here...oh wait, I didn't see you there...Derrick! ZING!"
 * Donny Thompson - "Donny, your look is very Duck Dynasty, too bad your social game is more like, Suck Dynasty! ZING!"
 * Cody Calafiore - "Cody, you're such a nice guy. You haven't made any enemies this summer...except for maybe...Christine's husband! ZINGGGG! ZING ZING ZING!"

Big Brother 17 (US)

 * James Huling - "James, guess what. I've heard Meg is going to take you someplace very, very special after the show...the Friend Zone! OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE ZING!"
 * Julia Nolan - "Liz, I'm confused. Suddenly, you're less attractive, less intelligent, and less charming...oh wait, that's just...Julia. ZING!"
 * Steve Moses - "Steve, what's less cool than a trombonists who cries for his mommy? NOTHING! ZING!"
 * Austin Matelson - "Will someone please take out the trash? It stinks in here...oh wait, that's just...Austin! TUNA BEARD ZING!"
 * Meg Maley - "Meg, your New York attitude is very Sex and the City. Too bad your game play is more Sucks and the City! ZING!"
 * John McGuire - "John, 5/5 dentists agree. The only thing less attractive than your laugh is your...back hair! ZING!"
 * Vanessa Rousso - "Vanessa, you have been playing a masterful game. Assuming that game is...the crying game! ZING!"
 * Liz Nolan - "Liz, you've become such an important part of Austin's life. Are you more excited to meet, his mom, his dad, or his...girlfriend? ZING! MIC DROP ZING!"

Big Brother 18 (US)

 * Corey Brooks - "Corey, what do you call the man of who sweeps Nicole off her feet, sends her heart a flutter, and makes her hear wedding bells?...Hayden! ZING! ZING! WEDDING BELL ZING!"
 * Victor Arroyo - "Victor, I was trying to think of the perfect word to describe you. And I realized, it is best said in Spanish. 'Tu el douchebag!' EL ZINGO!"
 * James Huling - "James, you love to scare people in the house. However, this summer, the people you've scared the most are...Natalie's parents! ZING! SON IN LAW THEY NEVER WANTED ZING!"
 * Paulie Calafiore - "Paulie, anyone who says that you're a less attractive, less charming, and all-around lesser version of Cody is...correct! ZING! POOR MAN'S CODY ZING!"
 * Michelle Meyer - "Houseguests, big news! I have a BB Baby Announcement! It sleeps all day, cries all night, and can't stop throwing up! Please welcome...Big Meech!"
 * Natalie Negrotti - "Natalie, we all know you're not the brightest bulb, but luckily, what you lack in smarts, you make up for in...armpit hair! SASQUATCH ZING!"
 * Nicole Franzel - "Nicole, watching you on BB16 was a little tough. You threw your game away for a Showmance, you were terrible in comps, and ultimately had no chance of winning it all...oh wait, that's...this season! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH ZING!"
 * Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, you have a lot of catchphrases. 'Pissed, Friendship, Your Boy'. Well, I've got a catchphrase everyone will get behind. 'Shut the f*ck up!' ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"

Big Brother 19 (US)

 * Mark Jansen - "Mark, I think you might be bye-sexual, because every time you try to get sexual with Elena, she said...BYEEEEE! ZING! ZIIING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
 * Jason Dent - "Alex, I see you've been forced to carry around a ton of dead weight. Or as I like to call it...Jason! ZING! ZING!"
 * Raven Walton - "Oh poor Raven. You got the Clownitard. This is the worst punishment ever...oh wait, that's just your face! ZING! ZING!"
 * Josh Martinez - "Josh, my heart goes out to you. You've shed so many tears this summer. Too bad you can't shed any...weight! MEAN GIRL ZING!"
 * Paul Abrahamian - "Paul, last season you taught me so much, like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose...half a million dollars! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
 * Matthew Clines - "Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game. Especially since the only thing you've done is...Raven! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZING! ZIIIIIIIIIING!"
 * Kevin Schlehuber - "Kevin, I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth. Newsflash...TOO FREAKING LATE! ZING! ZIIING!"
 * Alex Ow - "Alex, what do you call someone with bleached blonde hair, likes to wear cat ears, and handles lots of wieners? A h**ker! ZING! ZIIING! ZING!"
 * Christmas Abbott - "Christmas, you have such a good heart. I can guarantee you will find no coal in your stocking this holiday season. However, you will find... *to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas* Ten shattered bones, nine weeks in a cast, eight surgeries, seven more x-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws! Four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches, and a guilty rodeo clown! ZIIIIIIIIIING! ZING ZING ZING! ZIIING!"

Big Brother 20 (US)

 * Angela Rummans - "People say robots are heartless, emotionless and soulless. Did I say robots? I meant...Angela! ZING! ZING ZING!"
 * Scottie Salton - "Haleigh, I have a question for you. What do you call someone who's blonde, blue-eyed, and has a crush on Brett? Scottie! ZUH-HAHOO ZING! WHO GOT A ZING?!"
 * Kaycee Clark - "Kaycee, you have all the Big Brother viewers shouting 'Let's Go...to another channel!' ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
 * Brett Robinson - "Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean. Which makes sense because you're a giant...douche! ZING! A-ZING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DING!"
 * Tyler Crispen - *drive-thru voiceover* "'Welcome to Big Brother Burger, can I take your order?' Yes, I'd like something extra greasy, burnt to a crisp, with a side of zits. 'Sounds like you want the...' Tyler! ZING!"
 * Faysal Shafaat - "Fessy, I was surprised to learn you're a part-time teacher, considering you're a full time...moron! ZING! EVERY CHILD LEFT BEHIND ZING!"
 * JC Mounduix - "JC, the only thing thicker than your accent is your...back hair! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
 * Haleigh Broucher - "Haleigh, you were so good reading Hamlet, but, the real Shakespearan tragedy was your...HOH reign! ZING! TO ZING OR NOT TO ZING! TO ZING!"
 * Sam Bledsoe - "Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are. You are real...real f*cking crazy! ZING! DON'T STOMP A MUDHOLE IN ME ZING!"

Big Brother 21 (US)

 * Tommy Bracco - "Tommy, with all your constant singing and dancing this summer, you remind me of my favorite musical...Little Shop of Attention Whores! ZING! ZING! ZIPPITY-ZING!"
 * Holly Allen - "Nicole, you say you're afraid of birds, but you've been living with an old buzzard all season. Named...Holly! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
 * Christie Murphy - "Christie, wow, you sure got loud on Taco Tuesday. I don't mean your fighting, I mean your...chewing! ZING! MANI-FEAST ZING! ZING!"
 * Nick Maccarone - "I almost forgot, I have something for one of you. Wait here. Nick! *hands Nick a gift box* I brought you a present! *Nick reveals a bowl* Time for a new...haircut! ZING! HAIL CAESAR ZING!"
 * Nicole Anthony - "Nicole, it must be tough for you in the Big Brother House, with no friends, no boyfriend, and no contact with the outside world. Actually, you must feel...right at home! ZING! ZING ZING ZING! ZING-ZUH-ZING-ZING-ZING! ZING!"
 * Cliff Hogg III - "There is one houseguest this summer who is very voluptuous, and if you don't mind me saying, quite busty. Pleased to finally meet you...Cliff! ZOO-WEE-ZING! WATCH THE SIDE-BOOB ZING!
 * Jessica Milagros - "Jessica, with the game you're playing this summer, fans are already planning a convection in your honor. They're calling it...Snoozefest! ZING! ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!ZUH-ZUH-ZUH-ZING!"
 * Jackson Michie - "Hello, we haven't met yet. My name is Zingbot. What should I call you? Jackson? Michie? Or...Pompous Douchebag? ZING! ZING ZING! CHESS NOT CHECKERS ZING! ZING ZING ZING!"